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✶ THE NEW SHOALS TIMES BUILDING

You've arrived at the NEW SHOALS TIMES BUILDING. From the outside, it appears to be a large office building with slightly dated architecture. Notably, it is...difficult to count how many storeys tall this building is.

Entering the building, you find yourself in an entrance hall lit with fluorescent lights. Your steps echo from this main room down towards a dark hallway ahead. Nearby, a well-lit directory points to two clearly marked doors.

CHANGELOG ARCHIVAL

The changelog archive is the first room to your left.

The archival room door appears to be unlocked for the more curious visitors.

NEWSROOM

The room to your right appears to be for old site news. The doorknob appears to have been broken at some point, then hastily taped back on...if you're careful, you can probably enter without breaking it again.