It is in this manner
that I have scraped together
a little refuge of my own.

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Welcome, travelling websurfer! You are currently visiting Infinite Shoals: a quiet beach town that stretches from this end of the internet ocean to just a little past the horizon.

Many of Infinite Shoals' most popular attractions can be reached via the PROMENADE. Visitors are welcome and invited to explore to their heart's content. That said, it never hurts to try explore off the beaten path. Sitebuilding does occur when the webmaster and his team feel prepared for the task, so please mind any potential construction. With all that said, we hope you enjoy your visit to INFINITE SHOALS -- an ever-growing webhome in this corner of the net.

ADMIN | WEBMASTER, CHUGGER OF COFFEE: It's the webmaster! He is called ADMIN, SHOALS, or perhaps even WEB ADMIN CLOWN MAN (okay, maybe not actually that last one). He is responsible for maintaining the site, as a webmaster does.

Hobbies: Art, Writing, Driving, Webbuilding, Thinking About Cute Car
Favorite Dish: Ikura Don

Oh, perhaps you were looking for those two. The webmaster dragged them into this operation as the front-facing ambassadors for the site. Don't mind them too much, unless you want to be accosted for money.

TRACEY | EX-DOCTOR, CHAOS LION: Volunteered specifically to take cheap shots at visitors.

Hobbies: Splashing in bodies of water, shotgunning cheap beer
Favorite Dish: Spaghetti (hold the sauce!

CIGAR | HATCHET MAN, DOORMAT: Didn't ask for this job but didn't want to be rude and decline.

Hobbies: Cloud watching, reading the news
Favorite Dish: Unlimited Breadsticks