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INFINITE SHOALS - "THE EVER-GROWING WEB RESORT" | EST 2021 | ELEVATION: 82 FT (25 M) | POPULATION: 4

FEBRUARY 01, 2022 - LUNAR NEW YEAR!

∞: HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR.

✶✶✶✶: Happy Lunar New Year!

∞: I DO NOT MEAN TO SOUND UNGRATEFUL ON THIS DAY OF CELEBRATION, BUT...I THINK ADMIN FORGOT TO BUY GROCERIES FOR THE RESIDENT PARTY...

✶✶✶✶: Let's find a tiger and feed him to it.

∞: I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST WRITING A POLITE BUT STERNLY WORDED LETTER

∞: BUT I THINK I LIKE YOUR FARFETCHED IDEA BETTER, FOR ONCE. NOW. WHERE TO FIND A TIGER IN THIS TOWN.

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